Davo y Benny 16

That's my friend David and the Pope - David is the one in white. And Black. He is trying to hide behind the candle. Valiant attempt, but you are not that skinny, my friend.

David doesn't usually glare at the Pope like that - it must be all of the papa-ratzzi. (get it - what a clever pun!) David also is usually not clean shaven - as a Puerto Rican - American he is usually not without a mustache. (MASH reference - anyone?)

I should stop before I turn into Orin.

No clever title needed!

Theological Humor (or humour) courtesy of Mr Bean

Git 'er done!

Sometimes when 'm driving and see a large 4 X 4 truck with camouflage detailing I think about driving into it with my car. Then I can say...

"sorry I didn't see you there!"

Things that should NOT be in the same business establishment

Everyday when I head to work I pass the Gold's Gym and Tan Company complex. I do believe that they are part of the same business -

Why would you bother getting healthy when you are going to turn around and give yourself cancer?

Other things that should not be together:

Gold's Gym and KFC (or Krispy Kreme, or fill in the blank)

Yoga/Pilates studio and Taco Bell

Combination Doctor's office and cigar lounge

The list could go on, but I really should be writing a paper.